He always thought 'pet' meant 'cute fluffy animal' - so he is wondering why he is still way below the inanimate objects - such as the apples and the chocolate.
He just wants to show everyone what he will do to those inanimate objects when he gets close enough to sink his tiny but long and sharp incisors into them.
Here he is helping Arabella to devour a tasty snack nearly twice her size and, oh, about 50 times bigger than Priceless.
(mind you, after devouring 2/50ths of Arabella's greens Priceless is rather full and a little, ...um .....yawn!.... oohhh ....nummmm, numm...... sleepy!)
Don't forget to vote for the cutesy fluffy lagomorph, help spread the word :)
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Priceless says thanssszzzzzzzzz ..zzzz...